YOU GUYS NEED TO PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASSES BECAUSE THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING REVOLUTION HAPPENING RIGHT NOW—#MENSWEAR IS DIVIDED! Bros are going rogue every single day. These casual leftist revolutionaries are cutting up their shirts and wearing sneakers and not even tucking in their shirt. Shit is wild right now. The right wingers look on in shock and terror, as their once double four-in-hand brethren are not even buying new ties. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! Is there anyone, anything that can reunite the Internet? Before the dudes who type about clothes come to blows, something must be done lest Hashtag City, Tumblrville burns to the fucking ground. “What have we done?! We’ve destroyed the only thing that we’ve ever loved! What are we supposed to do now? Add another fantasy football league? Nooooooooooooooo!” Blessed is Gant Rugger, for their indigo shirting is the common thread betwixt us. We may not deserve them, but they are our silent guardian. Our watchful protector. Our Dark Knight. Okay, I didn’t come up with that last part, but you get the point—everyone digs these fucking shirts.